Welcome to the NJ Hall Of Shame.

We at the esteemed NJ Hall of Shame ask you, our kind visitor, for a modicum of your precious time. Please allow us to introduce ourselves to your acquaintance.

New Jersey is known for its vast expanse of natural beauty, miles of pristine coastline, and is the proud host of some of the most talented and influential people to ever walk this earth.

Our hall is not devoted to them.

While the likes of Meryl Streep and Bruce Springsteen do deserve their praise they won’t find it here. Our only “Boss” is that of Hague variety.

Instead, in these hollowed halls, you will find murderers, vagrants, loonies, and scoundrels alike - there are even a few nominees that aren’t politicians.Their crimes and misdeeds are myriad but they are united by one common bond – they all represent the dark underbelly of the Garden State.

So we present to you the first batch of Nominees for this year's coveted Hall of Shame.

Which is the best (by that we mean worst) is up for you to decide.

MESSAGES FROM THE BOARD

“Dear sir, how dare you serve me a Porkroll with a follicle in it!”

- Mark Sceurman thumbing his nose at a Roadside dinning establishment.

While Mr. Sceurman was only trying to enjoy some NJ traditional cuisine he raises a good point. Hear ye! Hear ye!

NJ is a meal well served often forced down the throat with great exuberance. However, one’s fine cuisine is often chased by an ill taste in the mouth. NJ is not for the delicate palette. Here at the Hall we gather that bile, the stringy, undulating, fetid crap we try to keep down and present it to you for your estimation.

“The Bigger the Front the Bigger the Back.”

- Chad Wellington (while describing the nature of New Jersey or perhaps his own anatomy and/or ego).

Well said. Here at the Hall we are privy to the wealth of all NJ has to offer. For all of its beauty one can be sure that the pendulum swings the other way as well.